Renee: So, great weekend, everybody! Also, I hate you all for letting me go horseback riding and almost letting me die.
Sarah: Hold on, back up. I thought we had a great time this weekend! It’s not every day you get to take two of your friends out to do something fun together, and it’s definitely not every day you get to ride a horse for the first time!
Rachel: We did have a great time. Renee, calm down. You’re over exaggerating. You were totally fine. Barely close to dying.
Renee: Yeah, you can say that. Your horse was chill.
Rachel: So was yours!
Sarah: You know, I did notice that. I mean, your horse did keep farting every two seconds. He must have been the most relaxed horse in the Hill Country.
Renee: Yeah. Great memories. It figures – one of the first things I was looking forward to about Texas, and I end up with a farty horse and an attempt on my life.
Rachel: Sarah rode behind you the entire way. I’m pretty sure that if you had died, she would have noticed. Besides, our horses were exactly the same.
Renee: No, my horse was black. And you know what? My friend had a horse that went crazy, and it was black. Try to tell me there’s not a pattern.
Rachel: Your horse was brown!
Sarah: It was kind of a dark brown…
Renee: Shut up, Sarah.
Sarah: But dark horses are beautiful!
Rachel: I rest my case.
Renee: Your case makes no sense.
Sarah: It really doesn’t.
Rachel: Shut up, Sarah.
Renee: You know, you act like you weren’t even there. You were right next to me on the trail when my horse started running and shaking its head. Remember that, Miss Amnesia? I was trying to hang on for dear life, yanking on the reins and fighting to stay in the saddle.
Rachel: But…..did you die?
Renee: I ALMOST DID!
Sarah: My horse liked me…
Rachel: Man, I wanted that horse. Mine kept arguing with me. It was such a beautiful dark grey, but…
Renee: See, I told you. Black horses are evil.
Rachel: I said dark grey. Learn your colors.
Sarah: You know, given how much you guys argue, it’s no wonder your horses tried to kill you.
Renee and Rachel: Shut up, Sarah.
Sarah: Yeah, well. Just wait until next weekend.
Sarah: Hold on, back up. I thought we had a great time this weekend! It’s not every day you get to take two of your friends out to do something fun together, and it’s definitely not every day you get to ride a horse for the first time!
Rachel: We did have a great time. Renee, calm down. You’re over exaggerating. You were totally fine. Barely close to dying.
Renee: Yeah, you can say that. Your horse was chill.
Rachel: So was yours!
Sarah: You know, I did notice that. I mean, your horse did keep farting every two seconds. He must have been the most relaxed horse in the Hill Country.
Renee: Yeah. Great memories. It figures – one of the first things I was looking forward to about Texas, and I end up with a farty horse and an attempt on my life.
Rachel: Sarah rode behind you the entire way. I’m pretty sure that if you had died, she would have noticed. Besides, our horses were exactly the same.
Renee: No, my horse was black. And you know what? My friend had a horse that went crazy, and it was black. Try to tell me there’s not a pattern.
Rachel: Your horse was brown!
Sarah: It was kind of a dark brown…
Renee: Shut up, Sarah.
Sarah: But dark horses are beautiful!
Rachel: I rest my case.
Renee: Your case makes no sense.
Sarah: It really doesn’t.
Rachel: Shut up, Sarah.
Renee: You know, you act like you weren’t even there. You were right next to me on the trail when my horse started running and shaking its head. Remember that, Miss Amnesia? I was trying to hang on for dear life, yanking on the reins and fighting to stay in the saddle.
Rachel: But…..did you die?
Renee: I ALMOST DID!
Sarah: My horse liked me…
Rachel: Man, I wanted that horse. Mine kept arguing with me. It was such a beautiful dark grey, but…
Renee: See, I told you. Black horses are evil.
Rachel: I said dark grey. Learn your colors.
Sarah: You know, given how much you guys argue, it’s no wonder your horses tried to kill you.
Renee and Rachel: Shut up, Sarah.
Sarah: Yeah, well. Just wait until next weekend.