BY KIYAN HARRIS
Suit up, agents: you have a mission. Our best agent, 007, is on an important mission putting a stop to Blofeld once again, so you're all we have left. It's very important that you follow the mission precisely, for if you don't it could mean the end of the world as we know it.
Mission objectives:
1) Blend in to the theme of this year's prom at Karen Wagner High School: Rivera Royale. Of course, this would be perfectly easy for Agent 007, but as I said before he's away, so we have to settle for you.
2) Be dressed for the occasion: tuxedos and gowns all the way. (007 looks great in a tux... If you need inspiration, try streaming Casino Royale, an excellent Bond movie that is in NO WAY related to our non-trademarked prom theme.)
3) And most importantly -- have fun! It is prom, of course.
You will need:
•Transportation (007 likes to go for his custom-made Aston Martin or a limousine; he's a very classy man.)
•A date, mainly to blend in, but going stag isn't out of the question. Whatever you choose, maintain your cover and don't compromise the mission!
There is considerable danger involved -- the event is going to be riddled with T-Birds, so make sure no one looks twice in your direction, unless it's to admire your stunning, fashionably late entrance. We're trusting you agent. Don't let us down.
This message will self destruct in 3 seconds.
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Just kidding.
Suit up, agents: you have a mission. Our best agent, 007, is on an important mission putting a stop to Blofeld once again, so you're all we have left. It's very important that you follow the mission precisely, for if you don't it could mean the end of the world as we know it.
Mission objectives:
1) Blend in to the theme of this year's prom at Karen Wagner High School: Rivera Royale. Of course, this would be perfectly easy for Agent 007, but as I said before he's away, so we have to settle for you.
2) Be dressed for the occasion: tuxedos and gowns all the way. (007 looks great in a tux... If you need inspiration, try streaming Casino Royale, an excellent Bond movie that is in NO WAY related to our non-trademarked prom theme.)
3) And most importantly -- have fun! It is prom, of course.
You will need:
•Transportation (007 likes to go for his custom-made Aston Martin or a limousine; he's a very classy man.)
•A date, mainly to blend in, but going stag isn't out of the question. Whatever you choose, maintain your cover and don't compromise the mission!
There is considerable danger involved -- the event is going to be riddled with T-Birds, so make sure no one looks twice in your direction, unless it's to admire your stunning, fashionably late entrance. We're trusting you agent. Don't let us down.
This message will self destruct in 3 seconds.
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2
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Just kidding.